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GokuFievel Joke Room
It’s the
GokuFievel Joke Room!
Lecture Jokes
Warning: The Lecture Jokes are extremely stupid!
GokuFievel: Hey
John?
Who will the Nameks want to vote
for in the election?
Ralph Nader of the “Green Party”! Cha Ching!
GokuFievel: Hey
Serena?
What sports drink does Vegeta
drink?
GATO-RAGE!!!
GokuFievel: Hey
Mina?
What did Sailor Moon say to
Amara?
“Up
URANAS!!!”
GokuFievel: Hey
Amy?
What do you call someone in the
NAVY showing his butt?
A SAILOR MOON!
GokuFievel: Hey
Ash?
What does Pikachu say when he
has a cold?
Pika-ah-ah-A-CHOO!!!
GokuFievel: Hey
Team Rocket?
Did you hear that Las Vegas is
going to adopt Pokemon as a gambling game? Yeah! You know what they’re going to
call it?
Pokermon!!!
GokuFievel: Hey
Happosai?
What do you do if you see Ranma
exercising without his shirt on?
Pour cold water over him, and
then watch the FUN BEGIN!!!
GokuFievel:
Picture
Imperfect
GokuFievel: Okay
folks, it’s time for a test! I want to see if you people are smart enough to
take the PICTURE IMPERFECT TEST! Good Luck!
What is going on in this picture? Is it?
A: A room in Willy Wonka’s
Chocolate Factory that we missed
B: Cotton Candy hair meets
melted Gummy Bears
C: Sailor Scouts reduced
to stepping-stones
D: A sick way of getting a
man’s attention
What’s Sailor Mars thinking right now?
(The girl in the red dress)
A: “What’s she smiling
about?”
B: “Consider Serena dead!”
C: “MY HAIR!!!”
D: “Oh gee, I sure hope no one’s
looking up my skirt behind me”
Is this guy…
A: Umm…Okaaayy! Whatever!
B: The Masked Magicians new alter
ego
C: The Bachelor
D: Confusing the hell out of men
wondering why the Sailor Scouts are so in love with him!
What’s happening here?
A: Sailor Moon’s hiding
her exposed
body behind this guy’s cape
B: Whoever makes this guy
flirt with first, wins
C: Swimsuit competition
versus Cheerleader competition and this guy’s the judge
D: This guy’s not blushing
he has hives cause he’s allergic to girls
What’s going on in this picture?
A: The Black Knight on his
White Steed has come to claim his brides
B: This dude’s in the
middle of a Sailor Scout Sandwich
C: This guy is making me
really jealous
D: This guy’s gonna be
busy in bed tonight!
What happened in these pictures!?
A: The Sailor Scouts have
had one hell of a hard day at work
B: They just completed a
Hentai Movie
C: Sometimes it’s just
best NOT to ask!
D: Anime guys are getting dirty thoughts right
about now
Is this guy…
A: Having a good day or
what!?
B: A disappointment to DBZ
fans
C: Feels ill 24 hours a day
D: An archenemy to the Keebler Factory Elves
Has Piccolo…
A: Gone crazy
B: Fallen in love
C: Got gypped
D: Listened to too many Rap Songs
Is this picture…
A: From Ranma ½ The Movie
2?
B: Is Ranma in confusion or shock?
C: Is Ranma really topless and has this shirt
been digitally put on?
D: All of the above
In this picture…
A: There’s proof that you
should never invade someone’s privacy
B: The girl in red is gonna hurt tomorrow
C: A new definition of the phrase “Don’t ask, don’t tell”
D: Don’t you wish I could take off the
censorship bar?
What’s wrong with Akane?
A: Kuno just sexually
harassed her
B: She stubbed her toe
C: She found out that her father choose a
husband for her
D: Ranma just called her an uncute,
flat-chested, tom boy, biy…POW! SLAP! KUNG!
Who are these guys?
A: Hell’s football team
B: The weirdest, goofiest, yet somehow
strongest team there is
C: A sign that Frieza’s getting nervous
D: Rejected Pokemon
What’s Goku saying to Ginyu?
A: “What you’re doing is
wrong”
B: “You do realize that you’re not wearing any
pants?”
C: “Wait a minute…weren’t you on Ripley’s
Believe It or Not?”
D: “Nice Speedos……FREAK!”
Why is Gohan smiling?
A: Just won a battle
B: Just passed a test
C: Just moved out of the
house from his mother
D: Just had sex with
Videl!
What’s going on in this picture?
A: Afterlife family
reunion
B: The first session of
Weight Watchers
C: A Weird, Weird Al’s
Amish Paradise
D: King Kai’s just
discovered he has an illegitimate son
What’s this?
A: Bias in the making
B: Any story to keep our
minds off of the real world
C: News Anchor thinks he’s
speaking to a Political Party leader
D: The look on the anchors
face is priceless
What’s happening here?
A: Blind Date for Anime
B: Why the hell doesn’t
Ranma totally hit on his girl?
C: All you’ve gotta do is just
breathe on this dress and you’ve got yourself a show!
D: We all know where this
guy is looking! YOU TOO!
"Is it me or
has TOM been slacking off lately. He rarely appears or says anything new on
Toonami anymore. And the Toonami Lockdown was barely any fun. Do you think that
TOM and Toonami are getting too lazy or that they just don't care anymore? Well
here are the signs for that."
10:
At the opening Toonami Sequence TOM not only show up ten
minutes late, but he shows up drunk with a bottle of scotch in his hands
9:
Instead of pushing the button on his chair to start the next
show, TOM pushes the Self-Destruct button
8:
Even though he lost weight and got a new slim and muscular
body from the 'Intruder' Incident, TOM gets fat
again
7:
He keeps referring to SARA as the
"B***h in the box"
6: Instead
of doing the Fan Art, TOM shows Hentai!
5:
DragonBallZ is only on for 2 minutes and already it's a
"To Be Continued..."
4:
He gives all of the video games a 10 out of 10 saying, “Ah,
they pay us to show their crappy games anyway so just give em’ what they pay
for”
3:
Toonami comes on the air and TOM
is in no hurry to put away the Game Boy Advance
2: TOM
was last seen asking Moltar if he'd like to
host Toonami again
And the #1 Sign That TOM Doesn't Give A Damn
About Toonami Anymore.........
1:
TOM throws twenty bucks at the camera and
says, “You want Anime? Go buy it from a
Bootlegger!”
10:
"All right! Here comes the Great Majin Buu
we're all gonna see what he looks like, YEAH! .......Huh? What the F%^&
is this!?"
9:
"Why is Majin Buu talking like a Pokemon?"
8:
"Maybe he's just pretending to be
stupid.......nope, it's real"
7:
"I really miss Frieza and Cell"
6:
"The Ginyu Force is looking REALLY good right
about now"
5:
"If this is the American's fault in editing
again, this is the FINAL STRAW!"
4:
"SAILOR MOON'S GOT A BETTER IQ THAN THAT
IDIOT!!!"
3:
"Remember when DBZ bad guys were tough and
strong? Well this marks the end of those DBZ days"
2:
"Oh PLEASE don't let them end DragonBallZ
like THIS!"
And
the #1 DragonBallZ Fan First Response and Reaction To Majin Buu..........
1:
“That’s it, I’m watching the news!”
10: Kakarot you’re my best friend
9: Look Ma, look what I can do!
8: Pwecious wittle baby Trunks, come to daddy
7: Cowabunga Dudes!
6: I’m DEAD SEXY!!!
5: I love you Bulma!
4: Hi, this is Vegeta, I’m not home right now, but if you
leave your name and number I’ll get back to you later bye! BEEP!
3: Quiet! I’m trying to watch football!
2: Hey, the pizza’s here!
And the #1 Thing That Sounds Cool When said by Vegeta………………
1: No Goku, you take this one, really I’ve been hogging all of
the fighting today
Top Ten Responses After Seeing The Pokemon Movie 2000
10: “Well that’s
the end of their career”
9: “I could’ve
pulled a better movie out of my Ass!”
8: “Oh *&^%! What have I
done!?”
7: “I now have
more respect for Jar-Jar-Biggs”
6: “This Ancient
Mew Card doesn’t do a Damn THING!!!”
5: “There goes
half my paycheck”
4: “Dude, where’s
my brain?”
3: “If Mel Brooks
didn’t direct it, then DON’T try to pull some of the ‘We’re very well
aware that this is a movie’ jokes”
2: “They could
have gone that extra mile with that Mardi Gras scene…if you know what I mean”
And the #1 Response after seeing the Pokemon Movie 2000…………………
1: “I only came
here to listen to Weird Al’s new song ‘Polkamon’”
Want some MORE Top
Ten’s? Then head here!!!
GokuFievel: Thank You and
have a mysterious tomorrow!!! Keep on laughing!!!
Copyright Stuff: THESE JOKES WERE
WRITTEN SOULY BY ME GOKUFIEVEL!!! So if you plan on stealing any of these
jokes…………DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!! If you wish to share some of these jokes
with others, feel free to! However, if you wish to steal these jokes for your
own DBZ or Sailor Moon site…………I DON’T THINK SO!!! UNLESS…………unless you CONTACT
ME FIRST and have my permission. So please contact me if you wish to do so or
if you want to comment on the jokes. Thank You –GokuFievel
I am now opening
up a contest. I want to hear your jokes! Email me some jokes that are Anime
related and that are YOUR OWN! They could be any jokes. If they make me laugh
or if I just like it I’ll put it on the web. (Don’t worry I’m an easy Judge) You could make
fun of politics and compare it to Anime or just make fun of politics.
ANYTHING!!! As I look back on my jokes I noticed that I made fun of the
Democrats too much. Whoops! I wanted it to be even, looks like I messed up. I
just couldn’t help it! So I want to hear your stuff, the rules are simple.
1.) They must be your
own Jokes! Trust in your own power to make it up.
2.) I have to like
it, don’t worry I’m not a big critic.
3.) I’m not setting
any rules on if it’s dirty (YET!) or not because I want to see what you can do.
1.) Think! What makes
you laugh?
2.) Check the News,
see what’s going on in the world.
3.) Picture Making: I give you
permission to take one of my pictures then alter it to make it look funny or do
my Picture Imperfect Test. But I do not give you permission to steal my jokes
especially if you’re from another Internet Site.
Good Luck!